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  • Oct 8
  • Canada
  • Deviant for 6 years
  • She / Her
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My Bio
hello you losers

i'm assassin or dash or whatever you want to call me honestly i have so many different nicknames i've given up. i'm a canadian teen who is new to DA and still lost help me this site is confusing

i mean, shoot me a message if you want to. i've got one friend, CerTheWitch and she's awesome, go check her out!

Favourite Movies
fantastic beasts and where to find them, disney crap
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
AJR, passenger, heathers: the musical, hamilton: an american musical
Favourite Books
heart & soul, firefly summer, silver wedding, minding frankie, the glass sentence series, the throne of glass series, the silverwing series, the skybreaker series, the walled city
Favourite Writers
maeve binchy, chris d'lacey, kenneth oppel
Favourite Games
minecraft like the nerd i am, pokemon, zelda, mario kart, and other nintendo shizz
Other Interests
i horseback ride and act. idk i'm boring
CerTheWitch (https://www.deviantart.com/certhewitch) tagged me in this she is evil go look at her and stalk her ♡ A L L | A B O U T | M E ♡ Name(s): some losers call me dashie or deesh i mean idk Single or Taken: single. shoot me a message, ladies c; (and this is why i'm single) Gender: une femme Birthday: october eighth Sign: libra! emotional and fabulous woohoo Hair Color: uh like brown, but none of that dirty blonde crap. the real stuff, man. i do have some very tiny blonde streaks in it, though. Eye Color: hazel! Height: crap idk 5'5" or 5'6" or 5'7" i should really know this i'm quite tall idk Are you Pan/Bi/Gay?: the gayest ♡ F A S H I O N | S T
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a meme

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Dear CerTheWitch (https://www.deviantart.com/certhewitch) I don't really know how to tell you this, but the rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it when last year you peed your pants in a clown suit and I saw you hit on the Catholic priest. I'm sure you're sterile enough to understand that I get turned on only by the garbage man. I'm returning the couch cushions to you to you, but I'll keep your neighbour's dog as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and always will remember our pep talks. I love Oprah. Best of luck on the sex change, Dashie How do to this meme: Dear (the last person who left a comment on your Journal). I don
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Welcome to DeviantArt! I hope you'll have a great time here I am a dummy! 

If you need help with anything, feel free to ask me; but keep in mind that I'm not staff or anything like that;; (I've already dealt with a misunderstanding like that and it was awk af,, sorry if it seems dumb to point out)

Meow :3 
hey, thanks! gah it's good to have some people to help me out! this site is confusing, haha! seriously though, thanks, man. and don't worry, you're fine!
thank you so much!! those are all very helpful, and i probably would not have found them on my own lmao. thank you once again, have a good day!